Monday, June 2, 2014

O'Reilly Syndrome

          O'Reilly syndrome is a horrible disease. It effects millions of Americans every year. The syndrome was originally named after Bill O'Reilly himself. The symptoms of the disease include nausea, extreme head sweating, powerful episodes of jealousy, dementia, and in severe cases even AIDS. How are so many Americans contracting the disease?
          It's not about watching Fox News. It's about expecting the government to make turns, always. Nothing is perfect, our government included. Too often people complain about the government and when they change people just find something new to complain about. This is the main symptom of O'Reilly syndrome, never being satisfied. You know what else isn't ever satisfied? Crying babies. Imagine that.
          To overcome O'Reilly syndrome people need to take two doses of reality three times a day. Above all, don't let these anchors  turn our government into a reality show. This post is a response to the constant drama that is Bill O'Reilly, formed from the opinion of one man.